AVATAR - SCRIPT & TRAILER... & WHY I WON'T SEE THE MOVIE!

Can't believe your eyes, can you? No, I won't be going to see "Avatar", and I thought I'd give you ten reasons why, so here's the countdown!

#10 - Because someday I'll see it on cable, which I already pay for.

#9 - It will probably give me a headache.

#8 - We have enough conflict on Earth right now, I don't need to pay to see more of it.

#7 - The characters are a rip-off on "The Blue Man Group", same color and look, isn't there going to be a lawsuit over this?

#6 - Because it will irritate a roomful of people who are shocked that I passed on it -- "Oh man, you've GOT to see it!!" No, I don't have to, or got to.

#5 - Video games have reached a state where you can see things like this AND interact, which is much more fun, even if I don't play video games.

#4 - Effects driven films are not my thing, even if there's a good story, which is rare, but I hear it's a good story... but everyone swore I had to see "Jurassic Park" too.

#3 - In the trailer, I could tell that some of the effects are generated effects, too "video-gamey."

#2 - I like to support underdogs. James Cameron is no underdog.

#1 - Because most everyone else has seen it, and I would feel like I was blindly jumping off a bridge with the masses, going to see it "just because I have to."

Here's the AVATAR SCRIPT

Here's the AVATAR TRAILER